anyways im gonna write about some stupid shit that really makes me mad, realllly gets my ass fucking pissed.
how come all the chicks on my floor act like such hardass bitches? they arent. have they ever killed someone? NO therefore they are not hardass bitches. you wanna know of someone who is a hardass? Red fucking Foreman. that man killed so many fuckers in vietnam. he is a hardass and if you disagree he will put his foot in your ass. its a fact. fuck. damn. ass. shit. dumb bitches.
MTV. why do they insist on playing shows like fucking Jersey Shore? that show is bullshit. i dont give a fuck if that snookie bitch is suffocating because her leopard print shirt is a little too god damn tight around her god damn neck. what happened to the good shows like Viva La Bam? or Wild Boys? and most importantly.. Jackass. that show was fucking titts. god damnit. now all they play is some shit like that or that battle of the exes shit. ive never watched that one because it looked like it would turn my brain to mother fucking mush. FUCK.
Why do those guys on Jackass get so god damn old? actually they are just a little bit older than that situation fuck and that Pauly D asshole. but you dont see them going around getting drunk and working in some bullshit T-Shirt shop or whatever. no they are real men who paid their dues and now are fucking rich. just like how the real world fucking works. you cant go your whole life getting drunk and laid by random sluts all night. fucking d-bags.
another thing. those fucking bitches on that jersey shore show arent even hot. anyone else notice that? or am i the only sane fuck left on the planet? FUCK.
mtv pisses me off.
how come people listen to that shit rap black people music all the time? its fucking stupid. you want to know some good music? country. that shit is fucking good. Jason Aldean is the shit. almost as much as Eric Church. Eric church was sent from god to make good fucking music for me to listen to. he sings about drinking beer. fixing cars. chewing Copenhagen. and yes, even smoking weed. what more do you want? what more do your dumbass ears want from anyone. the answer should be nothing. but because he isnt enough black and gangsta for your dumbass you dont listen to him. youre a fucking moron. you are going nowhere in life unless you listen to Eric Church. All my friends.. they listen to Fucking Church. they are smart. maybe even smarter than me. but probably not.
dumbass people piss me off.
My RA pisses me off.
Dumb Bitches piss me off.
slutty girls piss me off.
Jersey Shore fucks piss me off.
YOU PISS ME OFF
once your done reading this if you dont immedetly go on youtube and type in "guys like me by Eric Church" I FUCKING HATE YOU.
fuck off,
unless your cool and your reading this then dont fuck off,
Sincerely,
shitter
